Naughty Birthday Cake - Warning: Off-Color Humor

My son, Adam, texted me yesterday morning around 8:15. He realized it was short notice, but could I please make a "naked fat lady cake" for a coworker's birthday, and have it ready by 4:30? Of course I said yep. A few hours later, here's what I had come up with. I think it's my best naked fat lady cake yet, although I do realize she looks a bit crazy (I don't do faces very well).

I used the Wilton Storybook Doll cake pan (discontinued), and I'm sure those folks at Wilton weren't really envisioning THIS when they created that pan, LOL! She sports a studded dog collar, "shelf" corset, black fishnets, and a Brazilian (yes, she's a natural redhead!).

The boobs are Hostess Snowballs, and the only ones I could find at my Safeway were green ones - they were hard to cover with the frosting...ugh. And yes, those are Dots...I suppose I should be ashamed to use abuse such innocent movie-theater candy in such a naughty application... 

The bows on her shoes and in her hair are Rips Whips (who knew?). My husband pointed out the little "snag" in her stockings...I told him that was because she'd worn those stockings a LOT, and just added to her naughty appeal. Adam presented the cake to his buddy at work and he said it was the best cake he'd ever gotten. I'm sure his coworkers think Adam's mom is off her rocker :-) but I'll take that as a compliment.

Oh, and a friend JUST NOW suggested she needs a name and said she looked like a "Stella" so Stella she is! Er...WAS...sorry Stella, I guess you've been named...posthumously.....